How May This Poem Be Cleaned Up ?

I have not been in Answers for quite some time, just visited today and wham!!! I read THIS!! I could never imagine such a welcome ceremony! M., it is the most wonderful poem I have read the last 20 minutes! I agree with Regwah that the pee like cheerleaders verse is beyond compare. Thank you, so very nice to see you again (that's not a joke) xx